Worse than telling a lie is spending the rest of your life staying true to a lie.
When you have brought up kids, there are memories you store directly in your tear ducts.
The artist gazes upon a reality and creates his own impression. The viewer gazes upon the impression and creates his own reality.
There are secrets I will take to the grave and others I'd feel safer having cremated.
Sometimes, perhaps, we are allowed to get lost that we may find the right person to ask directions of.
Perception is a clash of mind and eye, the eye believing what it sees, the mind seeing what it believes.
Success is a tale of obstacles overcome, and for every obstacle overcome, an excuse not used.
Sometimes the shortest distance between two points is a winding path walked arm in arm.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, not forgetting to leave others be as you would have them leave you be.
We are kept from our goal, not by obstacles, but by a clear path to a lesser goal.
Somewhere between the honest truth and the deceptive lie is the deceptive truth and the honest lie.
Oh, the things that go through my mind that I never say. Oh, the things I say that never go through my mind.
Today's Parenting Tip: Treat a difficult child the way you would your boss at work. Praise his achievements, ignore his tantrums and resist the urge to sit him down and explain to him how his brain is not yet fully developed.
Some forgive and forget, more forgive and remember, most forgive and remind.
We are known to our friends by a look in our eyes that we never see in a mirror.
The hardest thing to accept as a parent is that you cannot apply the bandage before the bruise.
See yourself always as cause, and perhaps a better world will be found among your effects.
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash?
To have success, you can't let failure stop you. To have great success, you can't let success stop you.
Once an absurdity is accepted as truth, it will seem truer the more absurd it is shown to be.
I look back on the time I've wasted, and I'm just glad I wasted it while I still had the chance.
There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate.
Eventually you realize that not all opposing viewpoints come from people who oppose you.
If you knew that hope and despair were paths to the same destination, which would you choose?
Optimist: Someone who figures that taking a step backwards after taking a step forwards is not a disaster. It's a cha-cha.
