There are secrets I will take to the grave and others I'd feel safer having cremated.
As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around.
There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a pencilling
A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge
Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological.
If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.
There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up.
All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought
As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do"
My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.
Sometimes two people stay together for the sake of the kids - two kids who sat under a full moon and pledged to be forever true.
