The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
I don't want to say anything about my kids...but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!
We're supposed to take our problems to a family adviser. Personally, I've never met a family adviser. They're all off somewhere listening to dirty stories.
