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Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Robert Orben
Inspirational, Funny, Time

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Robert Orben
Inspirational, Funny, Good Morning
"Hitting Your Peak: Financial Strength" by Ryan Murphy, www.askmen.com.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Robert Orben
Funny, Graduation, Senior
"A Few Tips for the Graduates". The Topeka Capital-Journal, abcnews.go.com. May 20, 2007.

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

Robert Orben
Funny, Children, Kids

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.

Robert Orben
Funny, Fitness, Health
"Tidbits". "Rocky Mountain News" Newspaper, June 21, 1991.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

Robert Orben
Funny, Children, Home
"Something Weird". Attributed in "St. Louis Post-Dispatch", (p. 1D), June 10, 1991.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Robert Orben
Funny, Birthday, Fitness

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

Robert Orben
Funny, Money, Suffering
"Consumer's Edge". San Antonio Express-News, September 14, 2007.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Robert Orben
Funny, Witty, Children

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.

Robert Orben
Funny, Work, Humor

A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.

Robert Orben
Funny, People, Silence
Robert Orben (2012). “2400 Jokes to Brighten Your Speeches”, p.312, Doubleday

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