Robin Williams Quotes about Inspiration

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs

Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser". I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now

Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude

I'm a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge.

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material

Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian

When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain't going back

That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved.

You'd think all of these "atypical" somethings would add up to a typical something

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees?

We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers.