Samuel Goldwyn Quotes about Funny - Page 2

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.

Gentlemen, listen to me slowly.

We're overpaying him, but he's worth it.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

You fail to overlook the crucial point.

I read part of it all the way through.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

"Yes, but that's our strongest weak point."

I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.

I paid too much for it, but it's worth it.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

They stayed away in droves.

This book has too much plot and not enough story.

Modern dancing is old fashioned.

We have that Indian scene. We can get the Indians from the reservoir.

To hell with the cost, if it's a good story, I'll make it.

[when asked by his secretary if she should destroy all files that were over ten years old] Yes, but keep copies.

Let's have some new cliches.

Don't improve it into a flop!

For your information, I would like to ask a question.

There is a statue of limitation.

Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting.

Even if they had it in the streets, I wouldn't go.

Keep a stiff upper chin.

I don't care if it doesn't make a nickel. I just want every man, woman, and child in America to see it.