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We’ve got to get these guys to Bubba’s. Anyone got a clue how to do it? (Nick) They gotta be breathing? (Simi) Yes. (Nick and Caleb) Well, pooh. That just takes all the fun out of it. (Simi)

We’ve got to get these guys to Bubba’s. Anyone got a clue how to do it? (Nick) They gotta be breathing? (Simi) Yes. (Nick and Caleb) Well, pooh. That just takes all the fun out of it. (Simi)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Fun, Breathing, Guy

One of you guys is going to have to feed the vampiric lawyer some blood and it can’t be me. (Caleb) Why? You afraid of a little bite? I’m anemic. (Nick) And I’m Catholic. Doesn’t that knock me out of the running? (Nick)

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Running, Blood, Guy

The Simi gots some barbecue sauce in her bag. It kind of looks like blood if you squint at it the right way. And it don’t coagulate between your teeth like blood or give you them funky burps, not to mention it tastes a lot better too. Especially over that type A stuff. Bleh! I’d rather eat my shoes. But that O-flavored blood…yum! (She straightened and held one finger up in a gesture that strangely reminded him of Smokey the Bear.) And just remember, kids, three out of four demons all prefer barbecue sauce over hemoglobin. (Simi)

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Kids, Blood, Shoes
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Chronicles of Nick”, p.195, St. Martin's Griffin

Someone else has to be disseminating it. (Mark) Dis-a what? (Nick) Disseminating. It means distributing it. (Mark) Then why didn’t you say that? (Nick) Remind me to get him a word-of-the-day calendar. (Mark)

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Mean, Calendars, Mark

Do y’all have enough stun guns for them? (Madaug) Does a bear defecate rurally? What kind of question is that for someone who owns the biggest gun store in town? Of course I got plenty. I got enough Tasers to light up New York City AND Boston just for giggles. (Bubba)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
New York, Gun, Light
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Chronicles of Nick”, p.202, St. Martin's Griffin

Oh, gross! Zombie goo. (Caleb) Ooo, I wonder if it tastes like chicken? What do you think? (Simi) I think I’m never eating guacamole again as long as I live. (Caleb)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Thinking, Long, Zombie

Where are the cops when you need them? (Nick) Probably eating beignets. As the old saying goes, when seconds count, the police are just minutes away. (Caleb)

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Police, Needs, Cop
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Chronicles of Nick”, p.212, St. Martin's Griffin

I wonder why no one called the police about the rocket launcher? God knows my neighbors usually report it if I so much as fart in my backyard. (Bubba)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Police, Backyards, Rockets
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Chronicles of Nick”, p.213, St. Martin's Griffin

Good question. (Acheron) I have a better one. How are we going to clean up this mess? (Kyrian) Nah, mine’s even better. How do you hide a chainsaw in your locker at school? I’m thinking they’re not going to stop, and while the school has a strict no-weapons policy, I don’t think the plastic sporks in the cafeteria are going to do much to combat them. I need protection, man. Serious protection. (Nick)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
School, Men, Thinking

And you haven’t been betrayed yet, Nick. You don’t know what that’s like. What it does to you. The scars it leaves that never fade. (Ambrose)

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Doe, Betrayed, Scar
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Chronicles of Nick”, p.237, St. Martin's Griffin

That’s exactly what I’m talking about. That’s the evil that’s seducing you. The malevolent power that is crawling through your blood tempting you onto a treacherous path that will cost you everything you love and hold dear. You have to let that anger go before it’s too late. Vengeance always turns inward and it will consume you until nothing’s left but an empty hole that nothing can fill. (Ambrose)

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Blood, Talking, Evil

Meaning, I need you to focus. If you want to save Madaug, you need to listen to me or the mortents will eat both of you Pop-Tarts for breakfast. (Ambrose)

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Focus, Needs, Breakfast
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “Chronicles of Nick”, p.241, St. Martin's Griffin

Yeah, I’m thinking it’s a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let’s call it a meese. Like geese, only with morons. (Caleb)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Thinking, Idiot, Reunion
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2010). “Infinity: Chronicles of Nick”, p.395, Macmillan

You know, I would date if I could find a man worth shaving my legs for. But most are such a waste of time that I’d rather sit at home and watch reruns of Hee Haw.

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Home, Men, Watches
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2002). “Fantasy Lover”, p.6, Macmillan

No! I don’t want to Ouija, or do the pendulum thing, and I swear if I see one tarot card or rune stone I’ll yack cupcake all over you. (Grace)

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Cupcakes, Grace, Over You
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2002). “Fantasy Lover”, p.18, Macmillan

If I said I wouldn’t toss him out of my bed for eating crackers, would you leave me alone? (Grace) Maybe. What else wouldn’t you toss him out of bed for? (Selena) Eating greasy grimy gopher guts? (Grace)

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Grace, Leave Me Alone, Bed

Fine, but I’m not ripping the head off a voodoo chicken or drinking anything disgusting. (Grace)

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Drinking, Grace, Chickens
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2002). “Fantasy Lover”, p.19, Macmillan

(The tree bend over. Suddenly, a hiss and a meow sounded an instant before two cats darted off across the backyard.) Look, Lanie, it’s Mr. Tomcat come to save me from my celibacy. Oh, help me, Moon Mistress. Whatever am I to do with the attentions of such an unwanted suitor! Help me quick, before he kills me with my allergies. (Grace)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Cat, Moon, Two

I do have some leftover chicken and pasta. (Grace) And wine?...That’s acceptable (Julian) Look, buster, I’m not your cooking wench. Mess with me and I’ll feed you Alpo. (Grace)

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Wine, Grace, Cooking

She couldn’t very well let him join her in bed like that. Sure you could. No I can’t. Please? Hush, self, let me think.’ (Grace)

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Thinking, Self, Grace
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2002). “Fantasy Lover”, p.46, Macmillan

Return with your shield, or upon it.’ (Julian's stepmother)

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Shields, Return, Stepmothers

Holy green guacamole! (Selena)

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Green, Holy, Guacamole
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2002). “Fantasy Lover”, p.61, Macmillan

Did they practice looking suspicious in mirrors? Welcome to the United States. Don’t even think about chewing gum the wrong way.’ (Carlos)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Thinking, Mirrors, Practice
Sherrilyn Kenyon, Dianna Love (2009). “Whispered Lies”, p.28, Simon and Schuster

You have ten minutes. Tops. (Carlos) I have been knocked overboard, shot at, kidnapped, handcuffed, terrified, and held prisoner. I will not be told how long to take in the loo. (Gabrielle)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Long, Overboard, Minutes

Not to mention, we’re using you for bait. (Syn) Are you that drunk? (Nykyrian) What? I wasn’t supposed to tell her that? (Syn) I’m bait? (Kiara) No, you’re not bait. Ignore the alcoholic whose view of reality is distorted by his brain-damaged hallucinations. (Nykyrian)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Reality, Views, Drunk

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