Zombie Quotes

I'm like my zombies. I won't stay dead!

I wasn't a sex symbol, I was a sex zombie.

The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons ... were the fatties.

Are zombies possible? They're not just possible, they're actual. We're all zombies. Nobody is conscious — not in the systematically mysterious way that supports such doctrines as epiphenomenalism. *It would be an act of desperate intellectual dishonesty to quote this assertion out of context!

Plus, doing a zombie movie is quite liberating. It's fun not to take myself seriously all the time.

When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.

I'm not prepared for a zombie apocalypse. I need more bottled water, a shotgun, and stronger abs. I have plenty of canner food.

A zombie apocalypse isn't the most jovial situation.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

My body started to shut down. I got really, really ill. When you're starving yourself, you can't concentrate. I was like a walking zombie, like the walking dead. I was just consumed with what I would eat, what I wouldn't eat.

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

You can do anything you want to do.

Thanks to Reagan, the insane now walk among us babbling about Starbucks and sodomite semen in this zombie apocalypse we call the 21st century.

Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies.

This is the way the world ends; not with a bang or a whimper, but with zombies breaking down the back door.

I always thought of the zombies as being about revolution, one generation consuming the next.

I'd definitely be into doing some zombie slaying music. That'd be cool.

Zombies are the blue-collar monsters

My zombies will never take over the world because I need the humans. The humans are the ones I dislike the most, and they're where the trouble really lies.

I'll never get sick of zombies. I just get sick of producers.

When the first movie to show the anger people have about the war is a grade Z zombie movie, that tells you all you need to know about how afraid of ruffling anyone's feathers people in the movie business are today.

My opinion of a good zombie walk is to loll your head as if it's a little too heavy and the muscles have begun to atrophy.

Shane padded back to the couch and flopped, sucking on his own can of soda. Eve shot him an exasperated look. “Yeah, man, thanks for bringing me one, too.” The raccoon eye make-up exaggerated her eye roll. “Dork.” “Didn’t know if you wanted zombie dirt sprinkled on it or anything. If you’re eating this week.

One mind awake can become stronger than a thousand zombies sleepwalking in a dying civilization.

To me, the best zombie movies aren’t the splatter fests of gore and violence with goofy characters and tongue in cheek antics. Good zombie movies show us how messed up we are, they make us question our station in society… and our society’s station in the world. They show us gore and violence and all that cool stuff too… but there’s always an undercurrent of social commentary and thoughtfulness.