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My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot. So we said, `Let's give him a promotion.'

My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot. So we said, `Let's give him a promotion.'

Stephen Colbert

Character, Self, Giving

"Colbert spoofs cable news on Daily Show spinoff". Associated Press report, October 31, 2005.

TV's Tony Snow becomes the White House press secretary. How will he make the difficult transition from Fox News reporter to Republican apologist? ... Mr. President, it is time to hire the folks who've never let you down. Limbaugh at Health and Human Services. Hannity at State. Then give Rummy the Medal of Freedom and install Bill O'Reilly as secretary of defense. Only problem, you might find yourself invading Vermont. And I'll replace Chertoff at Homeland Security. The man's done nothing to control the bear population.

Stephen Colbert

Men, White, Giving

This is America. I don't want a tomato picked by a Mexican. I want it picked by an American, then sliced by a Guatemalan and served by a Venezuelan in a spa where a Chilean gives me a Brazilian.

Stephen Colbert

America, Giving, Mexican

"Colbert in Congress: Politics - or self-parody?". www.nbcnews.com. September 24, 2010.