Take away the Big Bang and what has God done? Burned a bush and got a girl pregnant. Great, he's a high school junior.
Sure, integrating schools may sound benign. But whats the use of living in a gated community if my kids go to school and get poor all over them?
it's back to school time. or as home-schoolers call it, stay-where-you-are time.
First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society of my high school and we waved at each other over the bong. Then I got to know people by making jokes.
I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry.
I teach Sunday school, motherf*****.
I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston County High-School Debate Tournament. And whatever became of that county champ who argued in favor of tractor safety modifications? Last time I checked, she didn't have her own show.