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Sometimes the crime follows the punishment, which only serves to prove the foresight of the Great God. That's what my grandmother used to say, said Brutha automatically. Indeed? I would like to know more about this

Sometimes the crime follows the punishment, which only serves to prove the foresight of the Great God." "That's what my grandmother used to say," said Brutha automatically. "Indeed? I would like to know more about this formidable lady." "She used to give me a thrashing every morning because I would certainly do something to deserve it during the day," said Brutha. "A most complete understanding of the nature of mankind.

Terry Pratchett
Morning, Grandmother, Punishment

Granny Weatherwaz was a witch. That was quite acceptable in the Ramtops, and no one had a bad word to say about witches. At least, not if he wanted to wake up in the morning the same shape as he went to bed.

Terry Pratchett
Morning, Bed, Wake Up
Terry Pratchett (2012). “The Wit and Wisdom of Discworld”, p.21, Harper Collins

... the food was good solid stuff for a cold morning, all calories and fat and protein and maybe a vitamin crying softly because it was all alone.

Terry Pratchett
Morning, Stuff, Vitamins
Terry Pratchett (2008). “Guards! Guards!: (Discworld Novel 8)”, p.117, Random House

Last night there seemed to be a chance. Anything was possible last night. That was the trouble with last nights. They were always followed by this mornings.

Terry Pratchett
Morning, Night, Lasts
Terry Pratchett (2008). “Small Gods: (Discworld Novel 13)”, p.340, Random House

They say that the prospect of being hanged in the morning concentrates a man's mind wonderfully; unfortunately, what the mind inevitably concentrates on is that, in the morning, it will be in a body that is going to be hanged.

Terry Pratchett
Morning, Men, Mind
"Going Postal". Book by ‎Terry Pratchett, 2004.

The universe clearly operates for the benefit of humanity. This can be readily seen from the convenient way the sun comes up in the morning, when people are ready to start the day.

Terry Pratchett
Morning, People, Humanity
Terry Pratchett (2008). “Hogfather: (Discworld Novel 20)”, p.140, Random House

The Chain Letter to the Ephebians. Forget Your Gods. Be Subjugated. Learn to Fear. Do not break the chain -- the last people who did woke up one morning to find fifty thousand armed men on their lawn.

Terry Pratchett
Morning, Men, People
Terry Pratchett (2008). “Small Gods: (Discworld Novel 13)”, p.177, Random House

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