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I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.

I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.

William J. Clinton

Inspirational, Funny, Marijuana

I admire that about the Republicans: The evidence does not faze them. They are not bothered at all by the facts.

William J. Clinton

Funny, Humorous, Party

"Statement on Congressional Action on the Foreign Operations". William J. "Bill" Clinton's remarks at a Reception for Representative Martin T. Meehan in Lowell, Massachusetts, www.govrecords.org. October 20, 2000.

If you want to live like a Republican, vote like a Democrat.

William J. Clinton

Funny, Humor, Want

Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.

William J. Clinton

Funny, Stupid, Giving

Sometimes I feel like the fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs.

William J. Clinton

Funny, Dog, Fire

"Public Papers of the Presidents of the United States: William J. Clinton, 1999".

You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say.

William J. Clinton

Funny, Country, Stupid

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

William J. Clinton

Funny, Marriage, Witty