Yogi Berra Quotes about Funny - Page 2

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

I never said most of the things I said.

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

Texas has a lot of electrical votes.

Ninety percent of putts that are short, don't go in.

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.

Never answer anonymous letters.

On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

As a general comment on baseball:"90% of the game is half mental."

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

It gets late early out there.

I'd find the fellow who lost it [million dollars], and, if he was poor, I'd return it.

Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.

He [Steve McQueen] must have made that before he died.

Ninety percent of this game is half mental.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.

On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."

He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light.

Third ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.