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I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit.

Richard Pryor
Jumping, Bullshit, Causes
"Song: "Religion"". Comedy album "Craps (After Hours)", 1971.
I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit.