Bullshit Quotes

Apparently people don't like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them enough times that their arguments are bullshit, then maybe just once, one of them will say, 'Oh! Wait a minute - I was wrong.' I live for that happening. Rare, I assure you

Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?

I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit

The only person to blame is the person making up the bullshit.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

To be true to myself, to be the person that was on the inside of me, and not play games. That's what I'm trying to do mostly in the whole world, is not bullshit myself and not bullshit anybody else.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

I've never seen any life transformation that didn't begin with the person in question finally getting tired of their own bullshit.

You don't make up for your sins in church. You do it in the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit and you know it.

Master your instrument. Master the music. And then forget all that bullshit and just play.

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.

There are basically two categories of music: Metal and bullshit.

Facts an' facts, an' t'ings an t'ings: dem's all a lotta fockin' bullshit. Hear me! Dere is no truth but de one truth, an' that is the truth of Jah Rastafari.

A protest song is a song that's so specific that you cannot mistake it for bullshit.

Develop a built-in bullshit detector.

The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election

I love you is eight letters...then again, so is bullshit.

As I say at the beginning of my workshops, 'Everything I say here is a lie -- bullshit, in other words -- because anything that you put in words is not experience, is not the experiment. It's a representation -- a misrepresentation.

I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

There’s an old adage that says that money is the root of all evil. Bullshit. Lack of money is the root of all evil.

Never tell a lie when you can bullshit your way through it

I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.