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I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away.

Carl Barron
Hate, Home, Twenties
"Carl Barron Live". Comedy, 2003.
I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away.