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I think it would be worse to get mauled by a dancing bear than just a regular bear because you can't totally blame the dancing bear.

Demetri Martin
Thinking, Dancing, Would Be
Twitter post from Jul 18, 2013
I think it would be worse to get mauled by a dancing bear than just a regular bear because you can't totally blame the dancing bear.