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I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.

Doug Stanhope
Funny, Jobs, Humor
"Something to Take the Edge Off". Comedy album by Doug Stanhope, 2000.
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.