The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap, and when he jumped up, his head hit the switch.
![The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap, and when he jumped up, his head hit the switch.](http://cdn.quoteddaily.com/images/george-carlin/the-captain-has-just-turned-on-the-fasten-seat-belt-sign-he-didnt-mean-to-but-the-joint-he-was.jpg)
The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap, and when he jumped up, his head hit the switch.