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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."

Henny Youngman
Lakes, Water, Wife
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, There is water in the carburetor. I said, Where's the car? She said, In the lake.