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I wish I was a phone machine. I wish if I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to I could just go, "Excuse me, I'm not here right now, If you just leave a message, I can walk away."

"Seinfeld". Season 2, Episode 4: "The Phone Message", 1989-1999.
I wish I was a phone machine. I wish if I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to I could just go, Excuse me, I'm not here right now, If you just leave a message, I can walk away.