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There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.

"Profile: Jim and Jeannie Gaffigan" by Philip David Morton, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 30, 2015.
There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.