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I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should have is somebody else. You only ever need half a burger.

Louis C. K.
Kids, Cutting, Should Have
Interview with Scott Raab, www.esquire.com. May 23, 2011.
I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should have is somebody else. You only ever need half a burger.