Alcoholics Quotes - Page 2

Only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any life!.

I want what I want when I want it.

I used to be a partier, now I'm an alcoholic. It's all in who's judging you.

I suppose if I gave myself the chance I could be an alcoholic.

I'm a recovered alcoholic. I don't do anything anymore, but those things, those things take away ... You're a different personality completely when you take those. For those who are really chemically dependent on anything, it's not you.

Even prostitutes, alcoholics, embezzlers - I won't rehearse the whole catalogue - need health insurance.

That I'm an alcoholic is completely ridiculous.

I've been a practicing alcoholic and drug addict for most of my life.

I would never become an alcoholic like my father because my father deserted us. But diseases, there's no let up.

It wasn't being an alcoholic - it was going wild. It happened when I got famous. It was like having my teens in my early thirties: blotting out your life, not having to think about anything.

I'm ombibulous. I drink every known alcoholic drink and enjoy them all.

I could probably play an alcoholic. I've had some experience with that.

My father was on the Alcoholics Anonymous wishlist. My mother was on... parole. And lithium.

I'm not an alcoholic. I just drink that way.

You're not surprised when alcoholics act like alcoholics. It's more surprising when non-alcoholics start acting like alcoholics.

Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.

My family tends to be pretty alcoholic and drug-addicted.

Should alcoholics go to liquor stores?

When I hear alcoholics talk about having their demons, I think that they're probably absolutely literally correct.