Top 8 Liquor Stores Quotes

Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in Heaven.

Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in Heaven.

P. J. O'Rourke

Angel, Heaven, Liquor Stores

P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government”, p.194, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

But really, what else are you going to talk about in line at the liquor store? Childhood trauma seems like the natural choice, since it’s the reason why most of us are in line there to begin with.

Jenny Lawson

Choices, Childhood, Liquor Stores

Jenny Lawson (2012). “Let's Pretend This Never Happened”, p.16, Penguin

History is the heavy traffic that prevents us from crossing the road. We're not especially interested in what it consists of. We wait, more or less patiently, for it to pause, so that we can get to the liquor store or the laundromat or the burger bar.

Mal Peet

Waiting, Liquor Stores, Bars

I prefer liquor store robbers with hungry kids to companies that locate offshore to avoid U.S. taxes.

Warren Buffett

Kids, Liquor Stores, Hungry

I’ve never argued against any technology being used when you have an imminent threat, an active crime going on. If someone comes out of a liquor store with a weapon and fifty dollars in cash, I don’t care if a drone kills him or a policeman kills him.

Rand Paul

Technology, Drones, Liquor Stores

"Drone warfare politics change in Washington". "All In with Chris Hayes", www.nbcnews.com. April 24, 2013.

Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.

Chris Rock

Funny, Humor, Liquor Stores

"Housekeeper Tells Her Side of Alleged Cell Phone Assault; High Profile Divorces Announced; "Basic Instinct 2" Finally Released". "Showbiz Tonight", edition.cnn.com. March 31, 2006.

Sometimes they were together so often that it felt as though they really were a couple; sometimes weeks and months would go by before they saw each other. But even as alcoholics are drawn to the state liquor store after a stint on the wagon, they always came back to each other.

Steig Larsson

Couple, Together, Liquor Stores