Anus Quotes

I'm like really famous. I got a famous anus.

We were told in one lecture that it was possible to immunize against diphtheria and tetanus by the use of chemically treated toxins, or toxoids. And the following lecture, we were told that for immunization against a virus disease, you have to experience the infection, and that you could not induce immunity with the so-called "killed" or inactivated, chemically treated virus preparation. Well, somehow, that struck me. What struck me was that both statements couldn't be true. And I asked why this was so, and the answer that was given was in a sense, 'Because.' There was no satisfactory answer.

My father was swallowed alive by his own anus. It was a terrible way to go.

I've been abducted and probed in the anus. On purpose.

If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.

Repentance is a one-faced Janus, ever looking to the past.

Kiss my ass and my anus’cause it’s finally famous.

This was a manuscript of the night we couldn’t read.

Manuscripts don't burn.

I don't listen to music when I write - I find it distracting.

I won't leave any unfinished manuscripts.

I got divorced from my wife on June 6, 2006. Yeah, 6-6-06, which coincidentally, was when my wife turned into a demon spawned from Satan's anus. But for legal reasons, I have to call her, Kate.

Manuscripts do not burn.

We are gods with anuses.

When I knew what I had to do / I took all my notebooks, all my manuscripts / and ate them page by page / so I could take my words with me

I can tell from about 20 yards away when someone has a manuscript for me. I can just tell - they have that look.

The manuscript in the drawer either rots or ripens.

I thought it was amazing to work with authors, to get a manuscript and try to make up a cover for it.

Lincoln was not a good impromptu speaker; he was at his best when he could read from a carefully prepared manuscript, though maybe a teleprompter could have helped that!

Are there glass shards in my anus?!

A manuscript not submitted is a book not published.