Audience Quotes - Page 2

I find that when I tell lawyer jokes to a mixed audience, the lawyers don't think they're funny and the non-lawyers don't think they're jokes.

I think the audience likes to be entertained.

In working out our callings, we are to perform for one audience, the audience of One.

I feel I have the potential to reach an audience beyond anything I can imagine.

American audiences are just the same as any other audiences. Except a bit more boring.

An audience is always warming but it must never be necessary to your work.

On the stage, you have to find truth, even if you have to lose the audience.

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano.

Once you train an audience to look for significance, they start to find it everywhere.

The dream is to keep surprising yourself, never mind the audience.

If you sing of beauty though alone in the heart of the desert you will have an audience.

I've been in love with audiences all my life, and I've tried to please. I hope I did.

What you must understand is that my voice comes from the energy of the audience. The better they are, the better I get.

(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?

The films I like to watch are when they make it relatable to human audiences.

I am particular about the seating of the audience - also about how much money they pay - but most of all where they are seated. If I am going to sing something intimate, who am I going to sing it to?

Any audience that gets a laugh out of me gets it while I'm facing them

I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.

When you're a performer, you have to please a large audience. And when you're in politics, you have to please a large audience, too.

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought.

I've never done anything half-heartedly; it's a disservice to me and the audience if I do it half-heartedly.

The best presenters have conversations with their audiences.

An audience can be like a pack of wolves.

Not to have an audience is a kind of death.

Unless you connect to the text, the audience won't be able to connect with you.