Balls Quotes - Page 18

What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.

A thought is a thing as real as a cannonball.

It's not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing chess. It's that the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurse's office because once again they glued their balls to their thighs.

Politics can not only be drudgery and Captain Queeg with the balls in his hands.

You run the football for toughness. You run the ball to tell your opponent that you're as tough as they are. But you throw the ball to ring the bell.

The only club in the bag specifically designed to get the ball in the cup is the putter. Why not learn it first?

I can remember when, as a beginner, I was delighted with any ball as long as it would bounce.

Looking at the ball going over the fence isn't going to help.

I looked for the same pitch my whole career, a breaking ball. All of the time. I never worried about the fastball. They couldn't throw it past me, none of them.

I always keep a ball in the car. You never know.

Remember, if you don't have a goal you're not playing football, you're just kicking a ball around the park.

In Paris, our lives are one masked ball.

Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball

I said, 'If the quarterback is a runner, it'll work.' But if your quarterback's not a runner, in my judgment and in the judgment of most of the people, it wouldn't work without the quarterback running the ball.

Keep your eye on the ball.

It's not like learning how to hit a curve ball in baseball.

I'm not a star!!! A star is nothing but a ball of gas!!!

The bowler approached the wicket at a lope, a trot, and then a run. He suddenly exploded in a flurry of arms and legs, out of which flew a ball.

I wanted to be a sportswriter because I loved sports and I could not hit the curve ball, the jump shot, or the opposing ball carrier.

For such a small man Maradona gets great elevation on his balls

Every time I fumble or drop a ball I am embarrassed.

Everybody wants to know, 'How do you throw a curveball, how do you throw a slider, how do you throw this and that,' when they can't even locate a fastball. Learn how to control your fastball and then once you've got that, move on to other things.

Having Willie Stargell on your ball club is like having a diamond ring on your finger.

He told me just to keep the ball low.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.