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Las Vegas turns women into men and men into idiots.

Behold them, conquerors of the world, the toga-clad race of Romans!

You know how most illnesses have symptoms you can recognize? Like fever, upset stomach, chills, whatever. Well, with manic depression, it's sexual promiscuity, excessive spending, and substance abuse - and that just sounds like a fantastic weekend in Vegas to me!

Wars cannot be won by destroying women and children

Ann Richards on How to Be a Good Republican: 1. You have to believe that the nation's current 8-year prosperity was due to the work of Ronald Reagan and George Bush, but yesterday's gasoline prices are all Clinton's fault. 2. You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all on their own. 3. You have to be against all government programs, but expect Social Security checks on time.

In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.

I used to imagine it. I used to pretend that my Peugeot driving to the gym in the rain in Dublin was a Ferrari on the Vegas strip. And now that I have that? I can't even describe that feeling. That's why I like the best - the best cars, the best food, the best watches.

Every positive value has its price in negative terms... the genius of Einstein leads to Hiroshima.

People don't know where to place me. Terry Gilliam used me as a quirky cop in 'Twelve Monkeys', and then he hired me again to be an effeminate hotel clerk in 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas'. Another time, I was shooting this indie film 'The Souler Opposite' and six days a week, I'm playing this big puppy dog, then I come to the 'NYPD Blue' set and become this scumbag.

The genius of Einstein leads to Hiroshima.

I miss the personalization that Vegas was - there were showroom captains and all the dealers knew the gamblers by their first names.

A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.

As the price of gas goes up, people will become more conscience of how much they use.

Dropping those atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a war crime.

They swayed about upon a rocking horse, And thought it Pegasus.

Russia is a gas station masquerading as a country.

I see light at the end of the tunnel.

When you've got nowhere to turn, turn on the gas.

Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.

I don't approve of the John Waynes and the Gary Coopers saying "Shucks, I ain't no actor - I'm just a bridge builder or a gas station attendant." If they aren't actors, what the hell are they getting paid for? I have respect for my profession. I worked hard at it.

I'm a serious geek. I mean I seriously want to own a unicorn when I'm older . . . or a Pegasus . . . yeah Pegasus sounds better.

Along with you, I have witnessed the unfortunate rise in gasoline prices that has accompanied the summer driving season and the more recent spike in prices due to Hurricane Katrina.

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I swear he said, Tire go flat? I couldn't resist. Said, Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign.

I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.

The reason we shot it was that the script was geared to Las Vegas and it was something commercial that we wanted to have in the can in case Butterfly was a success and we needed a follow-up.