Top 9 Bartender Quotes - Quoted Daily

A theory that you can't explain to a bartender is probably no damn good.

Bartender, Theory, Damn

"The Language of God". Book by Francis Collins, p. 60, 2006.

Lady bartenders live a tougher life than anybody knows.

Dancing, Bears, Bartender

"Dancing Bear".

A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.'

Bars, Conservative, Bartender

"Life of the Party" by Ryan Lizza, www.newyorker.com. March 12, 2012.

Will there be any bartenders up there in Heaven, will the pubs never close?

Death, Heaven, Bartender

Song: God Loves A Drunk, Album: Rumor and Sigh

Anyway, whacking a surly bartender ain't much of a crime.

Bartender, Crime, Surly

Larry McMurtry (2010). “Lonesome Dove: A Novel”, p.329, Simon and Schuster

If you truly love me, kill the bartender.

Bartender, Ifs

Every time I read a Jane Austen novel, I feel like a bartender at the gates of heaven.

Heaven, Bartender, Novel

If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.

Jesus, Half, Bartender

Richard Kadrey (2012). “Kill the Dead (Sandman Slim, Book 2)”, p.24, HarperCollins UK

My dad was a bartender that worked banquets. So that meant holidays, weekends, nights.

Dad, Bartender, Banquets

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