Boyfriend Quotes - Page 5

You never date someone's ex-boyfriend. Period. That's not even the unspoken rule - that's the spoken rule.

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.

But if your boyfriend, out of nowhere and with no advance warning whatsoever, dumps you for no apparent reason, is it really about you? Or is it all him?

You started like a saint and now you've finished like a thief

You like a woman, she's got kids, it's a package. You can't just go in one-sided.

I went to prom with my boyfriend, but after the dance he left me at a party all by myself. It was awful!

I grew up not liking my father very much. I never saw him cry. But he must have. Everybody cries.

The craziest thing I've done getting over love is skydiving. I had a really upsetting breakup. When I broke up with my boyfriend I needed to like do something different and so I actually went skydiving to turn over a new page.

I am utterly in love with my son and my boyfriend and live in the most magical place on Earth. I've been in Norway for ten months now and I have loved every minute of it.

So my father was a person who never lied to me. If I had a question, he answered it. I knew a lot of things at a young age because I was intrigued.

My father, he was like the rock, the guy you went to with every problem.

My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up. We all know the old adage "If you set someone free, and he never comes back, then he was never yours." I understand the main fear with setting dogs loose is they could get hit by a car, but so could an ex boyfriend. That's just a chance you have to take.

I was punished for blowing the whistle on my father's lifestyle.

I know my boyfriend loves to have something to hold onto. Theres a lot of men out there who do.

He has no right to threaten my boyfriends. I'm eighteen. An adult. I don't need his help. I can threaten my boyfriends myself.

I hope I am remembered by my children as a good father.

My boyfriend, who I love to death - he's only 17 so he's the youngest guy I've ever dated - he just moved here from Hawaii to be with me and I met him when I was 10. Anyway, in Hawaii they have such a different mentality and different priorities.

It's kind of cool—and it makes me feel like a badass. I get more girls than my boyfriend. They always tweet me about my booty.

My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys-Mr Duracell and Mr Energizer.

It is impossible to please all the world and one's father.

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.

And if I'm being honest, I don't think I have an ex-boyfriend who would have something mean to say about me.

Everyone has the bully or the mean girl or the ex-boyfriend who tried to bring them down.

You could be going to have supper with someone who happens to be male, and all of a sudden he is your boyfriend of nine months... and I am cheating on my existing boyfriend.