Burritos Quotes

Everybody likes to have a place to think, to meditate, to eat a burrito.

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment.

I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they're real.

This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho!

There's 2 things I love in this world: Burritos and Murder

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

When I'm treating myself, it's a full-on burrito, all loaded up!

Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.

I'm famous for splurging at fast-food places. I'm currently obsessed with Taco Bell's bean and cheese burritos with extra green sauce and extra cheese. Gluttony!

In my 20s, I mostly ate burritos and nachos, with the occasional burger.

My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with.

No monkey ever reheated a frozen burrito.

I grew up eating street tacos and burritos on the beach, so I like people who can eat and aren't afraid to show it.

My mom cooked the same food every day - tortillas, beans and meat. If it was enchiladas, it was - tortillas, beans and meat. If it was burritos, it was still - tortillas, beans and meat.

It is a great paradox and a great injustice that writers write because we fear death and want to leave something indestructible in our wake and, at the same time, are drawn to all the things that kill: whiskey and cigarettes, unprotected sex, and deep-fried burritos.

I've always considered myself an actor, but I wasn't making a living as an actor.