Burgers Quotes

There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.

I've always said, 'Eat clean to stay fit, have a burger to stay sane,’

We are, quite literally, gambling with the future of our planet- for the sake of hamburgers

I still eat a burger at a counter with ketchup dripping down my face.

I refuse to go into a fast-food outlet - to use the toilet even - in case anyone got the wrong idea and thought I was sneaking in a quick burger.

Hamburger bad fries bad, coca-cola bad….There I said it. Drink your water people.

So, this is my plea to all Western editors and producers: Display the Muhammad cartoon daily, until the Islamists become accustomed to the fact that we turn sacred cows into hamburger.

The Eva Longoria who worked at Wendy's flipping burgers - she needed a tax break.

We all need to make time for a burger once in a while.

Just because people want to eat the burger doesn't mean they want to meet the cow.

Saying spirituality cannot exist without religion is like saying hamburgers cannot exist without McDonald's.

What good does it do to sit at the counter when you cannot afford a hamburger?

Give the people what they want and then go have a hamburger.

Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.

'I'd like a hamburger and a coke, please.' 'Sir, we don't serve negroes here.' 'Ma'am, I don't eat negroes. I'd like a hamburger and a coke.'

What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger...a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you f**cking McTosser!

I don't like to discuss my marriage, but I will tell you something which may sound corny but which happens to be true. I have steak at home. Why should I go out for hamburger?

Hamburgers! The corner-stone of any nutritious breakfast.

There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers.

One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack.

All right, you great git, you've asked for it. I'll cover the world in Tastee-Freez and Wimpy Burgers. I'll fill it with concrete runways, motorways, aircraft, television, automobiles, advertising, plastic flowers, frozen food and supersonic bangs. I'll make it so noisy and disgusting that even you'll be ashamed of yourself! No wonder you've so few friends; you're unbelievable!

If it's not too late, make it a cheese-burger

The U.S. Open is the only place in America where you can't trade in your Mercedes-Benz for a hamburger.

Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.

I can't be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels.