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Funny Food Quotes

Destiny may ride with us today, but there is no reason for it to interfere with lunch.

Destiny may ride with us today, but there is no reason for it to interfere with lunch.

Peter the Great
Destiny, Lunch, Funny Food

There's nothing better than cake but more cake.

Harry S. Truman
Cake, Funny Food, Sweet Tooth
Harry S. Truman, Bess Wallace Truman, Robert H. Ferrell (1998). “Dear Bess: The Letters from Harry to Bess Truman, 1910-1959”, p.45, University of Missouri Press

Everybody likes to have a place to think, to meditate, to eat a burrito.

Sherman Alexie
Thinking, Funny Food, Burritos
Sherman Alexie (2013). “Reservation Blues: A Novel”, p.19, Open Road Media

I take a vitamin every day; it's called a steak.

Robert Duvall
Funny Food, Vitamins, Steak

One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast.

Robert A. Heinlein
Funny Food, Breakfast, End Of The World

Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.

Dean Koontz
Cake, Funny Food, Sweet Tooth

I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

Bill Watterson
Funny Food, Vegetarian, Dessert

Everyone I know is looking for solace, hope and a tasty snack.

Maira Kalman
Snacks, Funny Food, Solace
"FIRST LOOK; Unleashing Her Inner Child". Interview with Chee Pearlmannov, November 1, 2001.

I believe in stopping work and eating lunch.

L'Wren Scott
Believe, Lunch, Funny Food
"Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because Raid really doesn't taste that bad.

Janette Barber
Funny Food, Dieting, Cookies

Somebody dies and people eat your food. Funny how that works.

Sherman Alexie
People, Funny Food, Dies

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