Chickens Quotes - Page 5

My mother turned into a professional widow. She couldnt understand why I wanted to be an engineer; she thought I should be a chicken farmer.

I'm a non-confrontational person. If I order salmon and I get chicken, I'm going to eat the chicken.

If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won't lay any eggs in the basket

My Chicken can do a special trick! "And what is that?" She can lay an egg! "And what's so special about THAT?!" Well, Can YOU lay an egg?

And believe me, a good piece of chicken can make anybody believe in the existence of God.

Do not refuse a wing to the persons who gave you the whole chicken.

When chickens get to live like chickens, they'll taste like chickens, too.

In my experience, previously counted chickens never do hatch.

Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion.

I eat the same foods almost every day. I have my favorites like Filipino beef broth, chicken soup with lots and lots of rice.

I always have really fresh, hormone-free, additive-free chicken, healthy veggies, and brown rice in the fridge to grab because I'm always on the go.

I'm a bit of a chicken when it comes to seeing potentially horrifying things on the Internet.

It was a choice of making it or still eating chicken onstage.

Every studio needs a rubber chicken.

I can't eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time.

It is beter to live 50 years as a tiger rather than live 100 years as a chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing

Sometimes people count their chickens before they hatch.

You can't get a suit of armour and a rubber chicken just like that. You have to plan ahead.

I have a long history of being told I have no rhythm, and of people saying 'I've heard chickens sing better than that'.

Writing doesn't require drive. It's like saying a chicken has to have drive to lay an egg.

I'm not too into fast food, but you know if I was, it would be chicken.

When I was six I had a chicken that walked backward and was in the Pathe News. I was in it too with the chicken. I was just there to assist the chicken but it was the high point in my life. Everything since has been anticlimax.

Elizabeth Hardwick told me once that all her first drafts sounded as if a chicken had written them. So do mine for the most part.

I've never counted my chickens before they've hatched.