Chickens Quotes - Page 2

I eat more chicken any man ever seen.

Sipping once, sipping twice, sipping chicken soup with rice.

Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit.

The food in Europe is pretty disappointing. I like fried chicken. But other than that Europe is great.

I wouldn't eat a chicken if it dropped dead in front of me holding up a sign that said, Eat Me.

The chicken is only an egg’s way for making another egg.

You don't want to make a steady diet of just lettuce. You don't want to make a steady diet of fried chicken.

Tether even a roasted chicken.

If I hadn't started painting, I would have raised chickens.

I love the smell of fried chicken.

I have never seen homosexual chicken, or turkey.

Practice is practice, chicken is chicken.

The chicken had his wish, and was magically transformed into a fox. Then he found that he could not digest grain.

He fell like a chicken into the soup.

Our chicken maniac, tell us how we can eat it deliciously?” “There's no time for that.

After a year of doing general farm work, it was quite clear to me that chickens and I were not compatible.

Tilapia have often been represented as the aquatic chicken, and it's perfectly justified.

Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

the chicken's still dancing the chicken won't stop

With humans it's abortion, but with chickens it's an omelet.

If you count your chickens before theyve hatched, they wont lay an egg.

You can't put feathers on a dog and call it a chicken!

I have a painting where somebody's holding a chicken, and underneath the chicken is somebody's head.

Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor.

Chicken breast is the driest, [most] tasteless part of the chicken as far as I'm concerned.