Chickens Quotes - Page 4

I just love chickens.

I live with an 18-month-old Jack Russell named Chicken. He moved in about 15 months ago, and it was very hard at first because I work a lot and he doesn't.

I eat a lot of chicken with salad or salmon with salad.

You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven.

Sanders was a friend of chickens.

I'm known as a recruiter. Well you've got to have chicken to make chicken salad.

I don't know what organically grown chickens are; I've never seen one.

We got famous off singing about a chicken.

The networks are not some chicken-coop manufacturing lobby whose calls nobody returns.

Atlantic puffins starve to death so that Danish chickens can feast on their fish.

It's become normal for me to walk on set as Popeye, Frankenstein or an Elf or even a chicken.

Even the fried chicken is great cold.

And we meet, with champagne and a chicken, at last.

Either people walk round dressed as chickens or they listen to Beethoven.

I'm not counting any chickens.

Chicken is Good! It tastes like chicken.

The chickens have come home to roast.

My friend told me later he got the chicken pox. I told him I caught politics and never got over it.

You ever taste some damn chicken so horrible, that you wished the chicken would show up at your house and show your lady how to cook him?

If you can't be a hero, you can at least be funny while being a chicken.

The materialist is sure that history has been simply and solely a chain of causation, just as the [lunatic] is quite sure that he is simply and solely a chicken. Materialists and madmen never have doubts.

The chicken is the country's, but the city eats it.

It's sheer torture. I have to be up with the chickens every day and go to work on my body. I hate it, but I do it.

Chickens are a symbol of chaos. Wherever you stick a chicken, unless it's a chicken farm, it's just chaos.

Now I know which came first - the chicken not the egg.