Christmas Quotes - Page 30

Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.

The ideal Christmas gift is money, but the trouble is you can't charge it.

Christmas, so long looming over everyone's head, finally surged up, buried everyone alive and ebbed away, leaving its victims distinctly cross.

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.

One thing I love about Christmas music is that it has a tradition of warmth.

It's to try to spread the Word of God - the true meaning of Christmas. And that is more important than anything else.

Confession: When I went to see The Empire Strikes Back I found myself glancing at my watch. The Force is with us, indeed, and a lot of it is hot air. It's a measure of my mixed feelings about The Empire Strikes Back that I'm not at all sure that I understand the plot. The Empire Strikes Back is about as personal as a Christmas card from a bank.

I have been looking on, this evening, at a merry company of children assembled round that pretty German toy, a Christmas Tree. The tree was planted in the middle of a great round table, and towered high above their heads. It was brilliantly lighted by a multitude of little tapers; and everywhere sparkled and glittered with bright objects.

There's no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor's yard.

Tradition: sit with husband in a room lit only by tree lights and remember that our blessings outnumber the lights. Happy Christmas to all.

Did you know? Did the cross cast a shadow on your cradle? Did you shudder each time your hammer struck a nail? How much heaven and how much earth were in this baby at his birth? Did you know, or did you wonder?

It's my new single - please buy it so we can get Christmas gifts for the kids this year.

Brits and Americans have hundreds of different phrases for the same thing. Luckily, it's usually a source of amusement rather than frustration. A flashlight by any other name is still a torch. My personal favourite is 'fairy lights,' which we boringly refer to as 'Christmas lights.'

But it's true, kingdoms and crowns, a God who came down to find you. It's true, angels on high sing through the night, Alleluia.

There is a public me and a private me, who, if they were separate people, probably wouldn't exchange Christmas cards.

Every day is Christmas Day to a dog.

At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked.

My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce.

My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.

I just bought a great gift for my boss - a leaky ant farm.

Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once in a while. This year my boss gave me the name of a new doctor.

I wanted to get the guy who works next to me in the office something he really wants, but how do you wrap up a saloon?

In the suburbs it's hard to buy your Christmas gifts early in the year. You never know who your friends will be in December.

I bought my kid an educational toy to help him make it through life. No matter how you put it together, it's wrong.

Christmas has a certain universal appeal that gives it meaning well beyond a day to celebrate the birth of Jesus, but Christians have a special duty to experience its sacred and profound spiritual significance and non-Christians have a duty to treat the day with special respect.