Christmas Quotes - Page 27

He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge.

A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.

The sun doth shake Light from his locks, and, all the way Breathing perfumes, doth spice the day.

Of course, this is the season to be jolly, but it is also a good time to be thinking about those who aren't.

There's a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew each other. I'll not be parting with that, nor our bed - the four-poster - I'll be needing that to die in.

[The Christmas story] is as simple as was the Man himself and His teaching. SA simple as the Sermon on the Mount which still remains as the ultimate basis ... of the belief of free men of good will everywhere.

I might do 'X Factor' next year. It's looking good that I won't get the sack at Christmas.

One of my favorite movies of all time is 'It's A Wonderful Life', which is a pretty interesting choice for a seasonal Christmas favorite, because it's about a guy who wants to commit suicide and is presented with reasons not to.

There are a lot of Grinches out there that would like nothing better than to take any references to religion out of the holiday season.

No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.

Windows are as essential to office prestige as Christmas is to retailing.

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.

Opened Christmas cards hum to me the hymn of love and teach me the sacrament of correspondence.

He took the Who’s feast, he took the Who pudding, he took the roast beast. He cleaned out that ice box as quick as a flash. Why, the Grinch even took their last can of Who hash.

It is the Christmas time: And up and down 'twixt heaven and earth, In glorious grief and solemn mirth, The shining angels climb.

Coming from Chicago, I like a white Christmas.

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.

On a busy day twenty-two thousand people come to visit Santa, and I was told that it is an elf's lot to remain merry in the face of torment and adversity. I promised to keep that in mind.

I love Christmas tree bulbs, and I started putting them in my paintings. You've got to plug this painting in, and it's got a rig in the back, so that each one can be replaced if it burns out.

My Christmas wish would be to have an entire week off. To spend it with my family and just curl up and watch Christmas movies when it's snowing outside.

Christmas gives us the opportunity to pause and reflect on the important things around us - a time when we can look back on the year that has passed and prepare for the year ahead.

Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall.

The real Santa Claus is at the mall.

I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above the bar on Christmas Day. Whoever I had become had to die.

The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.