Cigarette Quotes - Page 2

When I was in seventh grade my mom caught me smoking cigarettes and punished me by making me smoke the entire carton. All it did was piss me off because I was out of cigarettes.

My first thought was always a cigarette. It still is, but I haven't cheated.

I'd rather hang out with the losers that would sit and smoke a cigarette than the ones who wanted to throw a baseball.

If a warden sees cigarette litter being thrown from a car, they will take the number and trace the owner to send them a fine.

If you have $300,000 to shoot a cigarette on a table, it's an enormous amount of money. Maybe that's why my movies are the way they are. But it's the only way I can make a living.

I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine.

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.

My cigarettes and I are going outside. At least they show me respect.

To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work.

We have too many preacherettes preaching too many sermonettes to too many Christianettes smoking cigarettes.

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.

The word "souvenir" has, of course, slightly extended itself in meaning until it now denotes almost anything either breakable or useless; but even today, ninety per cent of the items covered by the word are forgettable objects in which cigarettes can be left to go stale.

Why do our politicians put warnings on cigarette packs and not on their own foreheads?

But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself.

Stories and cigarettes ruined lives of lesser girls.

Impotence is one of the major hazards of cigarette smoking.

I don't remember lighting this cigarette and I don't remember if I'm here alone or waiting for someone.

The car is the cigarette of the future.

Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.

I am for an art of things lost or thrown away. . . I am for an art that one smokes like a cigarette. . . I am for an art that flutters like a flag.

Jim lights a cigarette and leans indolently back on his elbow smiling at Laura with a warmth and charm which lights her inwardly with altar candles.

Cigarettes are not a part of human behaviour, they are a habit.

Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.

He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.

When you're not smoking anymore, you don't have to carry around a pack of cigarettes, a lighter - all this paraphernalia. So you're liberated in a certain sense. It's the same with drinking.