Cigarette Quotes

Why could you smoke all of those cigarettes? It’s not like they are making you better… they are killing you. It seemed real idiotic to me.

There's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I pour whiskey on him and inhale cigarette smoke and the whores and the bartenders and the grocery clerks never know that he's in there.

I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself

For me an object is something living. This cigarette or this box of matches contains a secret life much more intense than that of certain human beings.

I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker.... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.

Someone said to me once that a cigarette at the right moment is better than all the ideals in the world.

Your lungs are changed forever from your first cigarette.

At one time I smoked, but in 1959 I couldn't think of anything else to give up for Lent so I stopped - and I haven't had a cigarette since.

You remind me of a smoked cigarette.

Cigarette smoking is clearly identified as the chief, preventable cause of death in our society.

I am a cigarette with a body attached to it

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.

Suddenly Star Wars came out while we were on hiatus, and we looked like the old Buck Rogers series, where they had cigarette smoke blowing out the back of the rocket ship.

Cigarettes and coffee, man, that's a combination.

A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless.

Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.

You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?

Time takes a cigarette, puts it in your mouth.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.

I can ask for cigarettes in every language

Smokers, male and female, inject and excuse idleness in their lives every time they light a cigarette.

I went to a hypnotist. He put me under a spell, and every time I had a craving for a cigarette, I would throw up. It's very embarrassing right after sex. I find it pretty hard to get that second date after that. Girls get all snobby after you barf on them.

Coffee and cigarettes, that's one of my weaknesses

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.