Clown Quotes - Page 3

I was probably the one who tattled on the class clown. To get in good with the teachers.

The whole romanticized sad clown thing, we have to get rid of that. That has to go. That's just getting sick people to voluntarily stay sicker and sadder than they have to be.

As a clown, you're letting go of all of your bullshit.

Kings kill; clowns don't; therefore the clowns of the kings are more valuable than the kings!

I'm secretly a clown, or maybe it's not much of a secret! I'm a little putzo, as the Italians say - a little bit loopy.

Give a clown your finger, and he will take your hand.

He is no clown that drives the plow, but he that doth clownish things.

Never underestimate a clown with a book.

Truth be told, when you start your career out as a clown, you don't consider yourself a writer.

Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone knows that clowns eat people.

Clowns make me... Think.

I wanted to be a clown when I was a kid, so I love interacting and goofing around with kids.

Clowns have no respect for pie.

Statesmen are grocers, ambitious clowns.

I think music should be tarted up, made into a prostitute, a parody of itself. It should be the clown, the Pierrot medium.

Donald Trump got the power of the government behind him now. He didn't have that before when he was just a clown. The Republican party is still with him. Including those state legislatures. Gerrymandering. He has basically Pravda in FOX News, in Breitbart, in Drudge.

[I'm] a huge defender of clowns around the world.

When you write, you can hide behind your words. When you talk, you are up front, like the clown in the midway booth; and passersby can bean you with a ball.

I realized that democracy is indivisible, or rather, that freedom is indivisible. There are many clown-democracies in the Arab world, which have nothing to do with freedom.

Do those clowns really believe what they teach?

I hate clowns and I would never do anything getting near a clown, I can't go to the circus.

I'm not a clown but I'm not an academic either.

There is no question that [Dan] Quayle is an uneducated idiot. But someone, somewhere cleverly realized that the best diversion from Bush is to put on a clown show.

I have a penchant for playing God's clowns. Actually, I played Nijinsky once, and he used to call himself God's clown.

There are a lots of clowns in our family - our house is a fun house.