Condom Quotes

I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out.

No one has invented a condom for the pen yet. My pen is still sexy.

You know you're in love when you wear condoms while having sex with other women.

Indeed, religion allows people to imagine that their concerns are moral when they are highly immoral - that is, when pressing these concerns inflicts unnecessary and appalling suffering on innocent human beings. This explains why Christians like yourself expend more "moral" energy opposing abortion than fighting genocide. It explains why you are more concerned about human embryos than about the lifesaving promise of stem-cell research. And it explains why you can preach against condom use in sub-Saharan Africa while millions die from AIDS there each year. (25)

If condoms and potentially microbicides can prevent millions of deaths [from AIDS], they should be made more widely available. I know that there are those who, out of sincere religious conviction, oppose such measures. And with these folks, I must respectfully but unequivocally disagree.

Fear is the condom of life. It doesn't allow you to enjoy things.

Abstinence, being faithful and correct and consistent condom use are the only ways to successfully reach everyone when discussing HIV prevention. I believe that the abstinence message alone does not solve the AIDS epidemic.

The Catholic Church - it's so difficult because I don't want say anything offensive but it makes me very angry that religious leaders from this faith have tried to respond negatively to sexual education and to the promotion of condom use

There may be a basis in the case of some individuals, as perhaps when a male prostitute uses a condom, where this can be a first step in the direction of a moralisation, a first assumption of responsibility...

Condoms will break, but I can assure you that vows of abstinence will break more easily than condoms.

Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a brown condom full of walnuts.

The best advice I got from my dad? Wear a condom.

but I don't want to wear a condom because I don't feel anything," and she says calmly... glaring at me,"If you don't use one you're not going to feel anything anyway.

There is not only a lack of success for condoms. It's worse than that - they are utter failures.

An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.

The condom has saved so many lives and it'll save so many more lives. We really owe a great deal to the rubber tree.

I think the Americans fished out the same condom but found it had too many holes in it.

Do you happen to have another Condom? I think I've discovered the cure for headaches.

Oh yeah, this was so comforting. Like a porcupine in a condom factory.’ (Danger)

If we can just get young people to do the same as their fathers did, that is, wear condoms

So, did the costume come with a condom, or is that sold separately?

Some men send me condoms and underpants. I'm not sure what they want.

You know, we are one nation under a god. Yes, you were right. An angry, crack slinging god who decorates with bullets and spent condoms.

I have no ability to develop muscle tone. I could do situps all day and still look like a condom full of walnuts.

Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.