Corn Quotes

There are no straight lines or sharp corners in nature. Therefore, buildings must have no straight lines or sharp corners.

Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then, always be a unicorn.

Now I will believe that there are unicorns.

We are not always what we seem, and hardly ever what we dream.

I drift not because it is a quicker way around a corner, but it is the most exciting way.

The last unicorn lived in a lilac wood, and she lived all alone.

Sleep is like the unicorn - it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any

Unicorns are real and emo is imaginary.

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

Life's not easy for unicorns, you know. We're a dying breed.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

Satan is around y'all. Devil on your shoulder. All these niggas is corn, sworn in secret societies, devils with no horn.

Thanks to farm subsidies, the fine collaboration between agribusiness and Congress, soy, corn and cattle became king. And chicken soon joined them on the throne. It was during this period that the cycle of dietary and planetary destruction began, the thing we're only realizing just now.

Each small candle lights a corner of the dark.

Formula to live your dream: 1. Be bold. 2. Begin now, 3. No exceptions.

...no place is more enchanted than where a unicorn has been born.

The disease of mutual distrust among nations is the bane of modern civilization

It is a commonplace that the League of Nations is not yet-what its most enthusiastic protagonists intended it to be

I'm a sucker for corn rows and manicured toes.

I scorn their hatred, if they do but fear me

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.

Be patient. Be confident in yourself. Anything can happen if you really work at it. Never give up. It‘s corny, but never give up.

Obsolescence and death, the reign of the archaic, the abandoned, and the corny: Really, if you saw Windows 3.0 on the sidewalk outside the building, would you bend over and pick it up?!?

The unicorn is a mythical beast.

The Indian Corn, or Maiz, proves the most useful Grain in the World; and had it not been for the Fruitfulness of this Species, it would have proved very difficult to have settled some of the Plantations in America.