Couches Quotes

I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.

It's unacceptable to just sit on the couch and say I'm not doing anything. You've got to get out and do everything you can.

Nobody ever saw a cowboy on the psychiatrist's couch.

You're not going to get off the couch and be at some amazing fast pace or burn crazy amounts of calories, but you have to start somewhere Eventually, you'll get there.

For me, the best vacation is just relaxing on the couch!

The casting couch? There's only one of us who ever made it to stardom without it, and that was Bette Davis.

I'm pretty much a couch potato.

For decades to come the spy world will continue to be the collective couch where the subconscious of each nation is confessed.

Movies are as old as psychoanalysis. So if I were to put you or anyone else on a couch and say, 'Tell me your favorite movies,' it would be a way of psychoanalyzing you.

There's nothing more I love than McDonald's dollar menu. With just the change I find between my couch cushions, I can eat something with the nutritional value of a couch cushion.

There was clearly nothing to do but flop down on the shabby little couch and howl.

Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits.

Dogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend.

In durance vile 1here must I wake and weep, And all my frowsy couch in sorrow steep.

I can sit here on the couch and hear you say, "You're very feminine and very attractive," but I have always struggled with that.

In my spare time I like watching TV, laying on the couch, just chillin'.

Pleasure's couch is virtue's grave.

I don't have to lay on the couch and see a therapist because my therapist is in my paint brushes.

[T]he historian lays humanity on the couch.

I don't like futons. They can't commit. I'm a bed! I'm a couch! I'm a bed! I'm a couch!

When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.

A school out of Canberra sends me a term's worth of work. I sit on the couch by myself and complete it and send it back.

What I like about singing is that, for me, it's a substitute for the psychiatrist's couch.

My view of actors is that basically they're all harmless lunatics who'd be on the psychiatrist's couch.

I don't like going out that much. When I'm out, I think about my couch.