Cows Quotes - Page 2

Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout.

We have no leadership. They rule by herd. Nobody is in charge. It reminds me of a bunch of cows.

Oh, what would you like on your vegetarian pizza?" "Dead pigs and cows," I said. She glanced up at me and wrinkled her nose. "They're vegetarians," I said defensively.

One Cow in Palestine is worth more than all the Jews in Poland

I think no more of taking another wife than I do of buying a cow.

Listening to the Fifth Symphony of Ralph Vaughan Williams is like staring at a cow for 45 minutes.

In most agencies, account executives outnumber the copywriters two to one. If you were a dairy farmer, would you employ twice as many milkers as you had cows?

Every great team that I've been on, the offensive linemen was the bell cows of the whole team.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

Just imagine, a cow on the balcony of the nation, what an awful thing, what a shitty country.

How do we get a pantomime cow on set. Jeez, the rigours of satire.

"You are what you eat." Nothing else. Never. If you are nourished with cow's milk and later with herbs, you'll become someone whose whole life is good only for being exploited by others.

Fish farming, even with conventional techniques, changes fish within a few generations from an animal like a wild buffalo or a wildebeest to the equivalent of a domestic cow.

Of all political sacred-cows, education is the most sacred and the most cow-like.

I am really rather like a beautiful Jersey cow, I have the same pathetic droop to the corners of my eyes.

A cat's meow and cow's moo, I can recite them all.

No longer diverted by other emotions, I work the way a cow grazes.

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns

Ask me. I'm a cow expert.

I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.

Religion is a cow. It gives milk, but it also kicks.

I'm not here to say I don't eat vegetables - I do, a lot of them - but, from a soil perspective, they're actually more costly than a cow grazing on grass.

The key to success is to find a way to stand out--to be the purple cow in a field of monochrome Holsteins.

Moo may represent an idea, but only the cow knows.

Keep a cow, and then the milk won't have to be watered but once.