Cows Quotes - Page 4

Total contentment is only for cows.

Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.

A tiger does not ignore or slight any small animal. The way he catches a mouse and catches and devours a cow are the same.

Irreverence is our only sacred cow.

We don't have mad cow disease. We probably never will have mad cow disease, and therefore, it's a non-problem in the United States.

Sacred cows make very poor gladiators.

Ive never met a general yet who could milk a cow.

Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.

It's all right to pull the cow out of the mud on Sunday, provided that you don't push him in on Saturday night.

Kiss till the cow comes home.

She always says, my lord, that facts are like cows. If you look them in the face hard enough they generally run away.

The United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it's kicked in the flanks

A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar.

Lebanon can choose to be either a partner in ridding the scourge of terrorism or another obstacle that cows to the most radical elements of society.

If a cow walked into this room, I'd probably walk out. I could milk it, but my dad never forced me to do a lot of chores like that, mostly because he loved doing it himself.

It's better to be the head of a chicken than the tail of a cow.

The return from cows and sheep in cheese is worth much money every day in the season, without calves and lambs, and without the manure, which all return corn and fruit.

If I have to, I'll go and direct theater and talk till the cows come home.

I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.

If you want milk, don't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up to you.

We say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.

To be good or bad doesn't count: life out in this world doesn't depend on that. It depends on a relation of forces based on violence. And survival is violence. You'll wear leather shoes because someone has killed a cow and skinned it to make leather.

Don't have a cow, man.

I cannot harness a horse. I am afraid of a cow.

If you do not milk the cow fully, it falls sick.