Cows Quotes - Page 5

The French, who love their dogs, sometimes eat their horses. The Spanish, who love their horses, sometimes eat their cows. The Indians, who love their cows, sometimes eat their dogs.

Cows are gentle, interesting animals.

Fortified plant-based milks are delicious and contain all the calcium, protein, and vitamin D of dairy products but with none of the cholesterol, lactose, hormones, or cruelty found in cow's milk.

Maple-trees are the cows of trees (spring-milked).

I went through the fields, and sat for an hour afraid to pass a cow. The cow looked at me, and I looked at the cow, and whenever I stirred the cow gave over eating.

Actually, in this instance we do have probably a better tracking system than was the instance in Canada. Because this is a dairy cow, they're all individually tagged.

Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.

I'd rather eat a cow-pat on a bun than a bloody McDonalds.

Mathematicians, like cows in the dark, all look alike to me.

[They say] "We do not know how this is, but we know that God can do it." You poor fools! God can make a cow out of a tree, but has He ever done so? Therefore show some reason why a thing is so, or cease to hold that it is so.

I make films because I have not learned anything else and I know I can do it to a certain degree. And it is my duty because this might be the inner chronicle of what we are. We have to articulate ourselves, otherwise we would be cows in the field.

Sacred cows make great hamburgers.

Quitting is never an option. The cows have to be milked come Hell or High Water.

A dairymaid can milk cows to the glory of God

It is my custom to keep on talking until I get the audience cowed.

When I lived in rural Oxfordshire, I was walking home across a field when I stroked a cow. The damn thing butted me in the orchestras.

. . . dogma is less useful than cow dung. One can make whatever one likes out of it, even revisionism. . . .

Cow protection means protection of the weak, the helpless, the dumb and the deaf.

Cow protection is the gift of Hinduism to the world.

Poverty palls the most generous spirits; it cows industry, and casts resolution itself into despair.

But don't blame me for the food. My wife knows a hundred and one ways to incinerate a cow, and as far as I can tell she's still experimenting.

Bread without butter or coffee without milk is an awful calamity, as if everything before being put in our mouth must first be held under a cow.

Each one to his own trade; then would the cows be well cared for.

We know that someone who has channeled his anger into something constructive has not had a cow. How do we know these things?

The cow knows not what her tail is worth till she has lost it.