Dave Quotes - Page 2

I like Daughtry, I like Nickelback, I like Dave Matthews. I like Beyonce - she's a really good entertainer.

Somebody asked me the question not too long ago: 'Dave, do you think the music business has turned corrupt.' I said: 'Absolutely not - it has always been corrupt.'

I know Dave [Attel] and we're friendly, and I have nothing but respect for him.

I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.

Dave Herman as Michael Bolton is one of my favorite performances ever.

Dave played an important part in our growing, but change occurs.

Cadavers and spirits are human refuse, and they are absurdly difficult to dispose of properly. When someone dies, a small gang of specialists is required to remove and inter the body in such a way that it can always be located precisely at any time while preventing it from ever appearing again.

But as far as being popular, yeah, I think Dave Barry is really funny.

Dave thought he was bigger than Van Halen the band. So there was this catfight going on for 10 years.

You and me have a better time than most can dream of, better than the best.

Tommy Smothers is my longest mentor, and Dave Eggers is my youngest.

The traditional flowers of courtship are the traditional flowers of the grave, delivered to the victim before the kill. The cadaver is dressed up and made up and laid down and ritually violated and consecrated to an eternity of being used.

I was a big Dave Winfield guy growing up.

I like Dave Grohl, I guess he's a little newer. It makes you shake, it's uppity and spirited.

I wonder if Dave Bearden still dislikes me.

The best decision I ever made was to marry Dave.

Like officer Dave.He's never said much about his life, but I can tell he's scarred. And he knows I'm scarred too. The wounded always recognize the wounded. We can smell each other.

Dave Grohl have said a lot of really nice things about me that I don't know I deserve but it's nice of him regardless.

There aren't many political humorists. Dave Barry is excellent, but he doesn't do it much.

The human head is of the same approximate size and weight as a roaster chicken. I have never before had occasion to make the comparison, for never before today have I seen a head in a roasting pan.

Dave Chappelle asked me to come do his show. I read the script, and I said, 'Has he lost his mind?'

Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart.

Dave Frank is one of the few people that can REALLY play!

I've got to include things like "I've Got A Crush On You," and put my stamp on it with the (openly gay) saxophonist Dave Koz.

Boris [Johnson] and Dave [Cameron] gnawed each other's testicles [during the Tory civil war which blighted the EU referendum].