Deer Quotes - Page 2

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer!

Truth is a hard deer to hunt. If you eat too much truth at once, you might die of the truth.

Everything pales in comparison to deer.

It's very likely that graduates, current employees and retirees have some wonderful pieces of Deer Park history in their closets or garages.

Deer are like dogs. Except for Bambi, they're pretty personality-less.

Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer.

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him.

Well, pull up an ice block and lend an ear. Now you know how Santa uses these flying reindeer to pull his sleigh.

I haven't seen a bear in person. I've seen deer. I have lots of woodchucks on my property. And bluebirds. Foxes.

Every one knows that there are no real forests in England.The deer in the parks of the great are demurely domestic cattle, fat as London alderman.

I went hunting, I shot a deer, and it mortified me. I just couldn't do it again.

When it came right down to it, the reindeer would eat you.

If only someone would do for cows what Bambi did for deer. Cows have been in films, but they haven't starred. I'm still willing to eat a species that is only a supporting player.

The Deer don't dineWhen a Wolf's about,And the PorcupineSticks his quill-points out.

Why did the reindeer wear black boots? Because his brown ones were all muddy!

If you look at Christmas movies, there are certain things in them that lend themselves to a 'Harold & Kumar' movie. In particular, the more out-of-this-world things like Santa Claus and flying reindeer.

I hunt deer because they aren't capable of higher forms of thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away'. They are very much like the French in that way.

Let me tell you something: I salute womanhood worldwide, because women are exceptionally tough for enduring the misery of childbirth. I've cleaned hogs and gutted deer, but in my experience on Earth I've never witnessed such a brutal event.

You have to go hunting to know the excitement of seeing someone get their first deer. It's a thrill for them. It is.

Poor England! thou art a devoted deer, Beset with every ill but that of fear. The nations hunt; all mock thee for a prey; They swarm around thee, and thou stand'st at bay.

The first movie I ever saw was a horror movie. It was Bambi. When that little deer gets caught in a forest fire, I was terrified, but I was also exhilarated.

His first instinct was to help me, not sit like a deer in headlights, I now know that Matt isn't one to panic

Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.

Things are achieved when they are well begun. The perfect archer calls the deer his own While yet the shaft is whistling.

To be honest, when you're young and you watch The Deer Hunter for the first time, that's when you're like, "That's what I want to do."